300 Cute Vegan Puns and Sayings: Lettuce Make You Laugh!

Welcome to our selection of the best vegetarian and vegan puns!

If you’re plant-based amongst meat-eaters, you’ll know that we vegans can often be the butt of some pretty awful jokes and jibes.

Well, we think it’s time to wave goodbye to Vegaphobia and get in on these jokes – and how better than to have a few hilarious vegan puns and saying up your sleeve?

We love a good pun, so we’ve compiled our pick of the best vegetable-inspired puns and sayings which are great for any occasion.

So, sit back and lettuce make you laugh with these cute vegan and vegetarian puns!

The 300+ Best Veg-Inspired Cute Vegan Puns

Avocado-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. You’ve guac this.
2. Avothing will be alright.
3. I need to drive but I don’t avocado.
4. Let’s avocuddle!

Citrus-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. You’re my main squeeze
2. Squeeze the day
3. Exsqueeze me!
4. You are definitely orange-inal!
5. I can orange that!
6. Zest friends forever
7. Laughter is the zest medicine
8. Lime all yours
9. Lime feelin’ good!
10. Sorry, I’m bad at pickup limes
11. It’s party lime!
12. It’s the most wonderful lime of the year
13. B-limey!
14. Will you be my valen-lime
15. The zest day of my life
16. You’re the zest

Exotic Fruit-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Honey-dew you know how happy you make me?
2. They don’t guava clue!
3. I guava bone to pick with you
4. You look mango-nificent
5. Hunny, let that mango
6. Kiwi be friends?
7. You hold the kiwi to my heart
8. No thanks, I’d guava not.
9. You can make a mango crazy!
10. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple
11. I’m having pineapple on everything lately. It’s just Hawa-ii roll.
12. Be like a pineapple, always wear your own crow.
13. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
14. Happy banana-versary
15. Please, leave melon.
16. Whatamelon!
17. Not in a melon years!
18. You are one in a melon
19. You look like a melon bucks!
20. Feeling a little melon-choly
21. I’m head over peels for you
22. Can you peel the burn?
23. You’re my pick of the bunch
24. Thanks a bunch
25. I hope you peel better soon
26. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
27. Dat pot-ASS-ium tho
28. Bana-no!

Fruit-Inspired Vegan puns

1. We make a great pear
2. To me, you’re pearfect
3. Hang in pear, pal
4. Nothing compears to you!
5. Don’t give into pear-pressure
6. Sorry that you’re not peeling well
7. I’ve got it all fig-ured out
8. Would you fig-give me?
9. It’s no fig deal
10. You are plum-believable!
11. You’re my number plum
12. A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot
13. You’re the apple of my pie
14. I apple-solutely appreciate it
15. I’d like to apple-ogise
16. Let’s live appley ever after
17. Apple-rently it’s your birthday!
18. I find you very appeeling
19. You’re awesome to the core
20. I’ve got all the in-cider information
21. Peach for the stars
22. You’ll forever have a peach of my heart
23. We were made for peach other
24. Peach to their own
25. Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it
26. Practice what you peach
27. Nasty peach of work
28. You’ve left me s-peachless
29. I hope your day is as peachy as your butt

Berry-Inpired Vegan Puns

1. I love you cherry much
2. I cherry-ish you
3. I miss you cherry-bly
4. Have a cherry good birthday!
5. I hope you cherry up soon
6. Hand over all your money! This is a stroberry
7. Thank you stro-berry much
8. Strawberries playing the guitar make the perfect jam session
9. Thank you berry much
10. Respect your elder-berries
11. You’re my jam
12. Let’s jam!
13. I’m grapeful for our friendship
14. You did a grape job
15. You’re being un-raisin-able

Pea-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Ha-pea to be vegan.
2. Make peas, not war.
3. Peas on earth.
4. Pretty peas.
5. Peas by peas we’ll put it back together.
6. And they lived ha-pea-ly ever after.
7. Peas and thank you.
8. Peas forgive me.
9. Speak your peas.
10. Do as you peas.
11. I’m just looking for some peas of mind.

Squash-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. You’re going to squash the competition!
2. You’re gourdgeous
3. Life is gourd
4. Give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.

Root Vegetable-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Keep calm and carrot on
2. I yam who I yam.
3. You can’t beet ’em!
4. You look raddishing today.
5. You are my soil mate.
6. We’re best spud-dies.
7. I’m an orange belt in carrate!
8. You’re a swede-heart
9. You’re my favouroot person
10. Those are some cool beets you’re playing!
11. Carrot in hell!
12. You make my heart beet.
13. I pride ourselves on our unbeetable food.
14. Let’s not beet around the bush.
15. Let the beet drop!
16. We’re rooting for you!
17. Spoiled carrotten
18. A carrot with right angles is known as a square root
19. Turnip the beet!
20. I carrot live a day without veggies
21. Don’t worry if you can’t find it, it’ll turnip somewhere.

Soy-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. here’s only soy much you can do.
2. What did you just soy?
3. You make miso happy.
4. Never soy never.
5. Soya bean up to much lately?
6. Mention protein again and I’ll lose my tempeh
7. You’re soy great!
8. Can’t take my eyes off tofu
9. You are tofu-king cute
10. Happy birthday tofu, happy birthday tofu, happy birthday dear vegan, happy birthday tofu
11. It just a-curd to me…
12. Tofu or not tofu. That is the question

Tomato-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Yep, I’m vegan from my head tomatoes.
2. Here today, gone tomato.
3. Legalise marinara.
4. I love you from my head tomatoes.

Olive-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Olive my friends are vegan.
2. Olive me loves olive you.
3. Olive you very much!
4. Keep hope olive.
5. You’re oil I need.

Legume-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Hey chickpea! Hum-us a song!
2. I’m so glad I falafel for you.
3. We cannoli dream.
4. I’d rather pay more for a plane ticket, to be able to have the seats with extra legume.
5. Eat beans, not beings.
6. You’re so a-maize-ing.
7. You’ve got to enjoy the lentil things.
8. Words cannot describe hummus I love you.
9. Vegan puns are so corny.
10. Vegan len-till I die.
11. Hope you have an aquafabulous day!
12. You’re my favourite human bean.
13. Hummus where the heart is.
14. You drive me crazy. I’ve never bean this way.
15. Spread hummus not hate.
16. I’ve bean thinking of you.
17. You set my pulses racing.

Chilli-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. I’m feeling chilli. Will you warm me up?
2. I’m not cold, I’m just a little chilli.
3. Just chilli-in’.
4. Chilli out on your birthday.
5. Jalapeño business.
6. Even when you’re a little chilli, you’re hot.
7. You spice up my life
8. I cayenne-not believe it!
9. Chillies that are too spicy are a hella-pain-yo
10. Cayenne I get a witness?

Nut-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. It takes a lot of nuts to be vegan.
2. I’m nuts about you
3. Believe it or nut
4. Astronut
5. It’s been all for nut’un
6. Congratulations on tying the nut!
7. Cashew later!
8. You can run, but you can’t hide. I’m gonna cash-ew!
9. Cashew! Bless you.
10. Goody two cashews
11. Bouncing off the walnuts
12. You’re a pine in the nut
13. No pine, no gain

Salad-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. No vegan options? Romaine calm!
2. Don’t let anyone kale your vibe.
3. That was a close kale.
4. Everybody romaine calm.
5. You’re so romainetic.
6. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
7. That was a wake-up kale.
8. I leek you a lot.
9. It’s the fennel countdown
10. Shake a leek!
11. Sassparagus
12. I’ve lost my pencil. I should’ve brought aspare-agus!
13. Ready to kick some asparag-ass?
14. Every day I’m brusselin’.
15. If you’re going to do it, you might as well do it broccoli.
16. Sprout your wings and fly.
17. This is a kale to action!
18. Out of everyone, I’d pickle you.
19. I never dreamed I’d become a super hot vegan. But here I am, kalen it.
20. A bland salad needs addressing
21. Lettuce celebrate.
22. Kale Seitan
23. Lettuce eat plants.
24. We’ll always romaine friends.
25. It’s too early to kale it quits.
26. Kale force wind.
27. Lettuce in!
28. If you accidentally see the salad dressing, try not to look!
29. Looking for some fresh vegetable puns? Lettuce help you.

Bread-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Want a cheesy vegan pun? It’s the yeast I can do.
2. Bready or not, here I crumb!
3. Born and bread
4. Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them
5. These bread puns get a glu-ten/10
6. Please don’t bahn mi from making bread puns
7. I loaf you dough much
8. Let’s grow mould together
9. All you knead is love
10. You’re my roll model
11. Bun in a million
12. You’re un-burger-liveable!
13. You hamburgled my heart
14. Uncrustworthy
15. Another one bites the crust
16. You caught my rye
17. I knew you could dough it!
18. Stop loafing around
19. Oh, crumb on!
20. Ryes and shine
21. Whole-y grain you bread my mind!
22. You take my bread away
23. Are you bready for this?
24. Going against the whole grain
25. A no-grainer
26. No pain, no grain
27. Here we go agrain
28. You can say that agrain
29. You’re the loaf of my life
30. I knead you, I loaf you
31. You’re a weirdough
32. He’s such a crepe.
33. After the bakery burned down, business was toast

Mushroom-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Vegans are fungi’s.
2. There’s mushroom for improvement.
3. There isn’t mushroom in here.

Herb-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Good chives only
2. We are simply mint to be
3. Loving you all the thyme
4. Better luck next thyme
5. You’re kinda a big dill
6. Dill with it
7. I herb it’s your birthday/anniversary
8. Clove is in the air
9. I clove you so much!
10. It’s the fennel count down
11. Herb your enthusiasm
12. Hit me with your best shallot
13. You’re unbayleafable
14. I hate it when bay leaves
15. Peach for the stars.
16. The information was leeked.
17. I love you so matcha!

Food and Drink-Inspired Vegan Puns

1. Pho sho, bro.
2. I’m crazy pho you
3. The only boy I like is ra-men.
4. Life is about exploring pastabilities
5. I am tortellini in love with you
6. Penne for your thoughts?
7. Send noods.
8. Udon worry, be happy.
9. Party like udon care.
10. Udon know me!
11. You’re all that and dim sum.
12. You’re such a hot-tea
13. You’ll always have a pizza my heart.
14. You want a pizza me?
15. I love you a waffle lot.
16. We’re a matcha made in heaven.
17. Espresso yourself!
18. I love you a latte.

Other Vegan Puns

1. Being vegan is a big missed steak.
2. Not all vegans are cute. I’m a vegangster.
3. Being vegan is a cry for kelp.
4. Fur fox sake, go vegan!
5. You think plant-based is extreme? Oh, but this is just the veganning . . .
6. Go vegan right meow.
7. Eating meat is so yesterday. Plant-based is way more v-edgy.
8. We vegans are intolerant to cheesy puns.
9. What do vegans do to relax? Medi-date-ing
10. Can we give up meat? Yes VE-gan!
11. No whey, Jose!
12. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon
13. Finally – oat’s about time!
14. I was going to make a salt pun… but Na
15. Wok hard, play hard
16. I’m a social vegan, I avoid meet.
17. Being vegan is all about living on the veg.

Vegan Puns: Punny Film Titles

1. One Flew Over The Cucumber’s Nest.
2. Beauty and the Beet.
3. Asparaguess who’s coming t dinner?
4. Raiders of the Lost Artichoke.
5. Mission Impastable.
6. Lord Of The Onion Rings.
7. War and Peas.
8. Of Rice and Men.
9. The Phantom of the Okra.
10. You’ve Got Kale.
11. That was to-funny.

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